Evil Empire

I just went to McDonald's. I always say, "I'm not going back to McDonald's," and then I go back to McDonald's. They have lousy service. The food is...well...it's probably not food. The people who work there are Academy Award winning performers from Shaun of the Dead. Why do I do this to myself?
The fries.
Oh, and on the way to Mickey D's, I see a couple walking together and both of them are talking on their cell phones. What is up with that?
The world...Hell...handbasket.