Biblical Halloween Costumes

Since Christians are against celebrating Halloween, they put on little carnivals at their churches and call it a "Halloween Alternative." Most proclaim "no scary costumes" or say outright "only biblical costumes." This is a big mistake. If there were someone out there with enough brain power to realize that the Bible has it's own share of scary and offensive characters they could have a barrel of fun at one of these carnivals. Here are just a few suggestions. If you think of any more, share them with me.

Cheap
Adam and Eve
Noah (drunk)
Bathsheba (in the bath)
Egyptians (famous exhibitionists)

Gross
Jonah (after being thrown up by the fish)
Leper

Slashers
Jael (drove a tent peg thru a guy's head)
Cain (killed his brother)

Scary or Weird
Satan
The Nephilim
Demoniac
Behemoth
Leviathan
Goliath
Any beast described in Revelation

The Oldest Profession
Rahab