As I was walking home today, I passed the piano and there was a man standing there with a camera on a tripod. As I got closer, I realized it was a video camera and he was talking into it. Next to the piano (I'm assuming he set it up) was a cardboard standup of William Shatner as Captain Kirk circa the 1960's. The man (assuming again) had decked Kirk out with sunglasses, a scarf, and a shawl. I think there were other things but I couldn't get a close enough look. So, there's this guy videotaping a Kirk standup next to an abandoned piano while narrating into the camera.
You can't make stuff like this up, folks. If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'. Welcome to Seattle.